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the act of killing oneself.
"I want to commit sewer-side."
"It's not sewer-side you dick!"
"You suck Bush."
"YOUR LAMENESS WANTS ME TO COMMIT SUICIDE!"
*kisses Bush*
*dies*
by Thrashmeister November 10, 2004
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The act of taking your own life when you realize that you are too weak to deal with problems that everyone faces. It's interesting to see how many potential suiciders happen to be citizens of the greatest country on earth (the united states of america). If you are a citizin of a very powerful country with many opportunities and things to look forward to and be grateful for, it's very ironic how you could choose to end their own life. By commiting suicide, you are admitting that you were too ignorant to realize that you were very fortunate to have been born in a country were women aren't shot at for not covering themselves, or were young kids aren't forced to work in sweat shops. Suicide is indeed selfish and weak. It is amazing how someone in america can come to the conclusion that their life is so horrible that they must end it, when there are thousands of people all over the world who are starving, people forced to be slaves, people tortured and killed, young kids who are forced to work 16 hour shifts with little or no pay. Everyone in life has problems. Suck it up.
If you have attempted suicide, or seriously considered it, you
should die.
by GimmiK April 15, 2006
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I don't really care about the selfishness of the act, but unless you have a good enough reason you should not commit suicide because if you do it means you're just a pussy who can't handle the realities of life. For example if a person has cancer and know that it is incurable and extremely painful they have a reason to commit suicide. But unless it is a certain circumstance like having a terminal illness or you're being horribly abused or mistreated, if you commit suicide it means you have the menatality of a little sheltered brat who is too lazy to solve their problems head on and instead just wants to run away from them.
Senior With Lung Cancer: Uh, I can't take life anymore everyday i'm in terrible pain I wish I could die and let all go away.

Me: poor old man, they should pull the plug so he can die peacefully rather than torturing him by keeping him hooked up to that machine.

Some Emo Kid: My girlfriend just broke up me and now i'm depressed I'm going to kill myself!

Me: You pussy, you're just like a baby still sucking at his momma's tits. Get over it, because that's life you're gonna have alot of people break your heart, but you need to be able to handle it. Plus you could just find another girlfriend once you get over the break up. You don't have a reason to commit suicide

by nathan676 May 08, 2008
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a cowards way out

HOLD ON
what doesnt kill u makes u stronger, so i say KEEP BATTLING ON!!!
by jacs January 04, 2005
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Telling her that her dress makes her look fat.
Girl: "Does this dress make me look fat?"

Guy: "To be honest, yeah it does kinda"

Friend: "R.I.P., buddy. That was a suicide move."
by A.J. Eitel May 02, 2008
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a mix of all types of drinks in a po machine at at a general store
I will make a suicide by adding chreey pepsi, dr pepper, mnt. dew, 7up, vaniila coke.
by airieona December 19, 2007
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A long-term solution to a short-term problem...
He crashed his mothers car, and instead of paying her back, he commited suicide.
by Deedle April 02, 2005
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