the gayest thing ever only a pussy would kill them selves "oh boo hoo nothing is rite myh daddy my daddy woodint let me have the new britney spears album and theres a tear in my american eagle sweater" boom

suicide doesent solve any problems if you beleve in god well hello to hell

if you dont then think if death is the end you've just taken away the only chance at making life better
danny got all fucked on crank and took the cowards way out bye shooting him self like a little cunt
by xion May 09, 2005
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Exclamation at any unpleasurable or event or proposition, past, present or future, conveying the speaker's facetious or exaggerated desire to commit suicide rather than suffer through such terror, or a hyperbolic suggestion that to carry out a certain proposition or encounter a certain event would be in effect to commit suicide; often simply an emphatic "No" or "No thanks!" SoCal slang. Sometimes shortened to "sui".
A: Man I had to sit through econ class while he lectured us for 2 hours on this BS paper, and then on top of it I got partnered up with some dumbass sor chick!
B: Suicide!
Two Skaters:
A: Dude do you wanna hit up that secret spot again?
B: Oh, you mean the one the cops showed up at last time? Suicide!
Two Tourists in Baja Mexico:
A: Let's get one o those mexi dogs wrapped in bacon!
B: Suicide!
by thiudans November 21, 2006
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The absolute worse warm-up drill in basketball and martial arts that involves running back and forth between lines and the starting point.
Our instructor made us run suicides today...Looks like I won't be able to walk tomorrow
by Spocksemophase May 08, 2016
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a meritorious act in which individuals remove themselves from existence, thus helping to solve the issue of overpopulation.
individuals who unsuccessfully attempt to end their lives on railroad tracks or major roads and cause delays ought to be shot by a commuter!
the rapist realized what a piece of shit he was, and no longer wanted to live, so he carved out his own guts, effectively and slowly committing suicide.
by cmt_84 July 18, 2008
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Something no one should do... I've talked people out of it many times, but I can't be bothered doing it anymore.
by Steaver370 July 09, 2004
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A permanent solution to a temporary problem.
God I hate my life. I wanna kill myself.
Don't commit suicide. Don't screw yourself out of a life of stuff you know you wanna do.
by energizerman38 February 27, 2007
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