When you call your mother into the room and must nut as quick as possible
"MOM!" I called and quickly started suicide nutting
by Suicidenuttee089 April 07, 2017
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Made famous by rapper Lil Thuympe, Suicide Nut is when you’re beating and you call either your mom or dad and you try to Nut before they arrive
The goat Lil Thuympe used it in a different way. The way he used it was as if someone just walks in unexpectedly.
(Beating Noises) “Mama
(Mom Walks In) “What the fuck ya dumbass doing”
“Mama I’m sorry, I was just trying to Suicide Nut”
(Mom proceeds to hit son with plate)
by NewYorkMadeGDD September 07, 2019
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Suicide nut is a game. When you are wanking and are in the middle of it yell "Help me!" and try to finish it before someone comes in your room.
I tried suicide nutting and I was lucky not to get busted while busting a suicide nut.
by Autistic_potat0 March 10, 2018
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when your about to nut, and you scream your dads name
*going to nut*
CHRIST!
*dad walks in*
DID YOU JUST SUICIDAL NUT
by Bartholomew p. winkleton January 02, 2018
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The act of shooting a squirrel with a BB gun, retrieving the dead carcass, and proceeding to slide a hard penis into the mouth of that squirrel. After semen fills the critter's stomach, you then pick an acceptable size tree in the Aokigahara forest located in Japan, aka "the suicide forest" then hang the wild rodent by the neck to a branch of the tree using yarn, or any other form of adorable sized noose.
Every year, my wife and I take a trip to Japan and visit my Suicide Forest Nut Tree, to remind us of the good times.
by Blame The Clown February 21, 2018
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On October 30-31 a male is supposed to get real close to climaxing then scream someone’s name in their house. The point of “suicide” is you have to clean up before they come into your room. Good luck!
Jim was watching porn when he had a great idea to do the Suicide Nut before November and yell his moms name. Luckily he didn’t get caught.
by IeatASSandAlotOFit October 30, 2019
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