Callum: Oi oi my focken Sugglenton, wanna fuk sum kids over in MLP friendship is magic?

Shit-head: fuk yes m8, bring the dankritos and the Fuken Mountain Dew.

Callum: Fuk yes m8

“I’m tired I wanna go home”

“Oh I didn’t know it was pee pee poo poo hours”