Urban Dictionary: sugar tits

n. Describing a female with a deligtfully sweet bosom; a delicious pair of breasts.

"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" said the inebriated Mel Gibson to the arresting deputy.

by SkidMarkyMark July 30, 2006

Any sufficiently attractive female law officer dispatched to oppress good Christian men by her masters within the international conspiracy of invisible Zionist superjews.

"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" inquired the Academy Award-winning director. "Lookin' to kill a few Jesuses," the sergeant gamely replied.

by Moses Maybe July 31, 2006

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Tits that are not big, but not too small; they fit perfectly, one in each hand

I love your sugar tits, they fit my hands like gloves!

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An L.A. county police sergeant, if you're drunk enough and Australian enough.

"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?"--Mel Gibson

by goyische shitheel July 31, 2006

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