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When a male suffacates a person with his penis. The penis is shoved into the throat beyond the point of gagging and actually blocks the airway.
My old lady was really pissing me off with her bitching so I suffacocked her!
by XXXR8Mike July 05, 2009
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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To disrupt another person's trachea with the head of a penis, preferably a beautiful cut penis and not an ugly foreskin-riddled German Johnny
Mike and Keira were at his lake when he tried to suffacock her but she got away, gasping for air.
by robot777player December 07, 2015
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