A derogatory term for a female who engages in oral sex, or more commonly known as giving dome, all the time. She is proud of her status as an object whose sole purpose is sucking. Use the term wisely.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.