suckulent

adj: when something completely sucks / antonym: excellent / noun: suckulence

I can't believe that suckulent crap was nominated for even one Oscar, let alone nine. And if it should win all, our standards in cinematic art will have sunk to the absolute depth of suckulence.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 7, 2010

suckulate

A mix between sucking, or suction, and cutting off one's circulation.

I hate the way this sleeve suckulates around my wrist!

by Allison Foley February 1, 2004

Suckulant

A Juicy dick that women want to suck.

oh that guy has such a suckulant wang.

by Suckulant Wang December 13, 2009

suckulent

To describe how succulent is the precious cum you're swallowing, as it is spewed out the mighty cock, after you performed a perfect blowjob.

Mmmmmooaaawmmm, that was suckulent, sir!
Will you give me again, soon? mmmmmyeh? mmmmmeow?
mmmmrrrrhhh ...

by iomiomiom April 9, 2007

Suckulent

a person who is proficient or skilled at sucking dick

John: Bro, that chick Amy gave the best bj last night behind the stairs

Doug: Yeah, I heard she's very suckulent

by babybeeks July 23, 2014

suckulate

Source: Emulation.

Emulation implies something has been emulated correctly and well or efficiently.

A suckulate is a very poor emulation.

That linux you made is a suckulate of redhat 9!

Wow... what a shocking Suckulation!

by Trevor B February 12, 2004

Suckulating

Sucking and Suffocating

These Pants Are So Tight They Are Suckulating My Ass.

by Brittney L. December 27, 2008