1.The magical way a girl gives head.

2.A way to insult somebody.
1.Magical Ninja: "Yo man my girl knows how to suck it long and suck it hard"
2.Douchebag: "Man you suck."
Magical Ninja: "Hey, you know what, suck it, suck it long suck it hard."
by Magical Ninja March 08, 2008
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dwelling overly long on a subject to the point of being obsessive
Woman: "It's been a week since my date and that guy hasn't called me back yet!"

Friend: "You're sucking too hard on your lollipop, girl. Let it go already!"
by rustopher89 April 12, 2007
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Exactly what it sounds like! Was originated by the crew at Fluid MotorUnion, a lot of people asked why do you do what you do?

They said, it sucks to roll hard!

Usually used frequently by Fluid MotorUnion and others in the automotive industry.
Shop Mom: Why do you guys lower these cars so much and keep breaking parts constantly? Isn't it useless?

Fluid MotorUnion owner: It sucks to roll hard Ma.
by Fluid MotorUnion December 29, 2009
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To ask someone "why do you suck so hard?" is a sexual pun that refers to oral sex sarcastically, while generally implying that the person just REALLY emphatically sucks.
You never want to party. Why do you suck so hard?

As if to say:
Why you gotta drag your teeth?
Maaaaan, you deeply SUCK.

You haven't been out with us in ages. Why do you suck so hard?
by Linguistic Penguin November 12, 2013
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