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a variation on Stepford, referring to Stepford Wives, where something is bland and lifeless but at the same time has exciting sexual advantages or is oddly a turn-on in a kinky sort of way
see Stepford Wife
alternatively, a small suburb of London where one can find such amenities as warm pints and hot knickers, often right next door
see Stepford Wife
alternatively, a small suburb of London where one can find such amenities as warm pints and hot knickers, often right next door
A Suckford Wife would be one who is robotic and soulless, but gives great sex.
A suckford job would be one you hate, or is boring, but has great side benefits -- for example, accountant at a strip club.
"We want to move out to Suckford, out by Humpshire"
A suckford job would be one you hate, or is boring, but has great side benefits -- for example, accountant at a strip club.
"We want to move out to Suckford, out by Humpshire"
by dsimms May 25, 2008
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011