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1. Ever since the Spice Girls hit it big, "teen pop" has ruled the airwaves and pop music has been awesome in its flat-out suckability.
2. TV today has a high degree of suckability.
2. TV today has a high degree of suckability.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 18, 2006
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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The quality by which a penis is described in terms of how prime it is for being given a blowjob, or to be sucked at all. (factors include: length, width, etc.) *can be described in quantitative or qualitative terms*
Franklin: Thomas, how was your date with Megan last night?
Thomas: It went wonderfully, she sucked my dick.
Franklin: I'm not surprised, your dick's suckability is OVER NINE-THOUSANDDDDD!!1
Thomas: It went wonderfully, she sucked my dick.
Franklin: I'm not surprised, your dick's suckability is OVER NINE-THOUSANDDDDD!!1
by Sandra Lewis April 06, 2010