A lovely way to tell someone to suck your dry hairy balls
Boddy: Dave, you bellend! This brew taste likes shit!!
Dave: why don't you Suck My Clinkers
by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019
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The act of sucking one's udders whilst the other moans moo in a loud, grotesque manner
"Like, Oh my GoSH, he is so cute. Ugh, what I wouldn't give for him to suck my cows!"
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A derogatory term with a nice touch of alliteration.

Essentially meaning 'suck my shit'.
'Suck my scat you whore!'
by mikethemilf March 29, 2009
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A witty yet useful alternative to "Suck My Dick" when you are at work or around children.
This is the best cake you could find for my kid's birthday??
Suck my Richard.

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You still haven't started the report? it was due like yesterday!
Go eat a Richard.
by ae7 August 05, 2010
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When yo sack is juicing and you want someone to come suck it
Suck My Sack- To suck someone sack
*Yo Pat come over here and suck my fat sack*
by juicinghersinceday1 April 21, 2015
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