suck me doogan

suck my dick. usually bellowed by a drunken football player while swinging from a rope swing at the swimming hole.

"suck me doogan", david bellowed.
everyone else laughs, then drinks more beer.

by da trick biatch November 29, 2005

suck me, fucker

An expression of pissed-off disdain usually uttered by someone who has reached the end of their patience rope.

Hey man, although you may confuse this with an invitation, why don’t you suck me, fucker?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 31, 2019

Suck me soft

When you are getting head and she sucks you so long your penis isn't hard anymore

Julie gave me head for so long, she suck me soft, bruh.

by Sup fam April 23, 2015

suck me sideways

An response to an unexpected turn of events.

Well suck me sideways, gentry made a shot during our chuch ball game!

by ~Tyler Durden December 2, 2005

suck me dry

To give oral until the man is done or can no longer continue.

ay baby suck me dry til i die

by Weezyr April 21, 2006

Suck Me Dry

The act of informally asking someone to suck one's genitals to the brink of dryness. Mostly served for males and is considered a deep throat or fellatio.

"It's literally suck me dry. Goddamn it why go to Urban Dictionary you idiot."

by Ican'tseemypseudonym February 10, 2017

Suck me beautiful

To be taken literally, it is a command for a beautiful girl to suck on your man meat.

From the movie "American Pie."

Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me beautiful.
College Girl: What did you just say?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me beautiful!
girl laughs
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Friends call me Nova as in Casanova.
College Girl: That's pathetic!
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Jeez you don't have to laugh at me.

by DaunteCulpepper August 6, 2008