Urban Dictionary: suck and duck

while giving a blow job having to duck out of the way of the cumshot

“Jill had to do the ol’ suck and duck to me last night”

by QuinoaSalad January 20, 2018

the act of avoiding someone who you gave a blow job.
similar to the fuck and duck.

Girl 1: Hey, didn't you blow that guy at my party last week?
Girl 2: That shit was NASTY! Better pull a suck and duck!

by Kendall Brooklyn June 14, 2008

Verb: Exclamation of angst, dismay, and/or frustration. Does NOT involve actual poultry.

"Mom! James just flushed your keys down the toliet!"

"Oh, SUCK A DUCK!"

The fact that OS X has copy and paste, but not cut, really sucks a duck

by Bungalow Bill October 06, 2001

When you suck the fuck out of a WEINER! When you're sucking it, it makes a "QUACKING" sound.

by panusintheanus January 30, 2004

you need to stop fuckin wit them suck-a-duck ass niggas and get you a real one.

by TIA-AKA-DEJA VU June 04, 2003

you say it to someone to tell them to go suck a ducks ass

why dont you go suck a duck

by aceb32 April 11, 2010