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Used as an insult.

Equivalent to telling someone to fuck off.
Damn you're a douche bag. Go suck a fat one.
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
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Telling someone to seriously fuck off. Don't just go suck a dick, but suck a fat dick. Especially if it's a weak or lame thing that the guy did.
-- Hey man, I took some money off your dresser. Then a bunch of dudes at the bar talked me into buying rounds. I'll pay you back though, as soon as I get my next paycheck.

-- Dude, go suck a fat one!
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An insult telling the someone one to suck a d*ick
Person 1: Go suck a fat one!
Person 2: How fat?
Person 1: As fat as your mother
Person 2: Reported
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When something really bad happens. Comes from suck and in this case it is sucking something big and fat. Used in the worst of situations when not much else can be said.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but you only have a few more months to live.
Man: Damn. That sucks a fat one.
by Anonymous April 10, 2004
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