Not quite the same as wigger-speak, Suburb Ebonics is a form of language used by middle class white kids who secretly wish that they were black but won't admit it to anyone.

Commonly, the white males get together on the weekend and binge drink (often a college activity) and mystically start "talking like black people" after they've had 10 drinks. Of course, the style of speech in no way reflects the way that black people actually talk, but at least they're trying.

The hilarious thing about these homos is that they would never in a million years talk that way around another black dude. It's like a strange style of speech that is preserved entirely for the whitey club. It makes them feel like they have a cause in life - like they were oppressed and have to be gangstas to rebel against the man. Unfortunately for them, their Dads bought them their cars and the worst thing that ever happened to them is getting busted smoking crappy weed in the basement.

The tragic thing about these pathetic white kids is that they are secretly cowards who run away from fights, can't hold their liquor, are literally frightened by black people and the worst thing they've ever done is break a window. Suburb Ebonics is like a cover for "HUGE GIANT PUSSY."

The Tragic End of Suburb Ebonics at Lonnie's House:

Lonnie: sup Beaker? Man, I fucked that guy up in that fight last night. Muthuh fuckuh. He was all like "whaaaa, I'm a loser." Then I smacked that bitch UP!

Beaker: Yeah L-dog. S'right. You messed that muthuh fucuh UP right on him an shit. That's some fucking wick-ass shit.

Lonnie: A'ight

Beaker: Ok, dude...I can't do this anymore. We didn't get in a fight. We sat here and talked like retards for three hours last night. I gotta go. My Dad said not to stay out too late. We've been doing the same thing every weekend for 6 years!

Lonnie: But...but...dude? What's wrong here?

Beaker: Nothing. I have to go. Sorry dude. This is just way too gay. See ya.
by Pollup January 17, 2008
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When white kids from the suburbs wear a bunch of FuBu and go around calling themselves gangsters. When in reality, they've never even been in a fist fight.
You just thuggin in the suburbs, and you betta watch yo self, cuz when you thuggin in the suburbs you might run into real gangsters - El Pus, Suburb Thuggin
by Josh Silver February 06, 2006
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When you’re high off a mixture of Adderall, Marijuana, and Alcohol. A typical, easily available mixture that is often taken by people living in US suburbs.
A: How are you feeling, man?

B: After my meds and this party, I’m rockin’ the suburbs, just like Quiet Riot did.
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When a drug dealer (typically cocaine) successfully hooks a wealthy suburban resident (ideally a housewife) on their product and makes sure they don't know about any other dealers in the area. The buyer is essentially trapped until they get into rehab or somehow find out about another dealer. Meanwhile, their dealer can steadily raise prices and keep milking them for all they're worth.
Cocaine dealer: I'm a clever motherfucker; I make my fortune suburb trapping.
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The ghetto suburbs of Chicago with 708 area code. This is where a lot of the black people who left the South Side of Chicago moved to. There are some real gangsta and a lot of fake wanna be gangstas in this area. There are some bad areas such as Harvey, Riverdale, Cal City, The Heights and some nicer areas that are starting to turn ghetto such as Homewood-Flossmoor and the Rich Township area. Dwyane Wade, Keke Palmer, JuiceWrld, and Dee Dee Davis (the little girl from bernie mac) are from this area.
I was in the South Suburbs at Harold's Chicken and there was a robbery.
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A suburb defined by "white flight" or the propensity for upper-middle class families to move away from the high crime centralized areas of the inner-city. President Obama addressed this issue in his famous speech on race during his first campaign for President in 2008.
I don't know which part of the metro area is worse: the Chocolate City or the Vanilla Suburbs.
by FairleyWhiteGuy November 09, 2010
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