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A sex act in where the man ties a ribbon around his penis, while a woman sings into the penis, usually an Aerosmith song. She wiggles the penis back and forth as it is a microphone and at the end of singing she screams like Steven Tyler. hence the name styler.
by The Man 314 December 24, 2011
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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The art and design of how a person styles or potrays himself with the use of outer apparel and accesssories.
Are you an urban styler? Means, does your style reveal and urban look or potray a significant similarity to being or of urban nature or culture.
by Urban-Styler May 29, 2008
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Someone who acts, dresses, or does something in a certain manner such that he seems consciously to be either trying to impress people or else make a statement.
Look at that dude with the big penis pendant around his neck trying to impress the chicks with his manliness. What a fricken styler.
by Wordmaster B January 02, 2005
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The guy at the arcade who beat you at Street Fighter but clearly had no idea what he was doing as he constantly hit every button at once, sometimes with his elbow.
by zenzuo October 23, 2003