someone who is so stupid, the only word close enough to their stupidity is "stupid fuck"

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

an insult, often used in anger, to indicate that someone is stupid or has done something wrong

1. A term used to identify someone who is lacking in both intelligence and common sense, and whose lack of those attributes is often willful or belligerent. (Noun)

2. Describes someone who refuses to thoroughly understand a topic, and will not take any correction. This causes them to regularly provide incorrect information on almost everything they talk about. (Noun)

3. A person who clings to an incorrect opinion or perspective, despite being shown evidence to the contrary. (Noun)

*Note; Stupid Fuck is gender specific, referring only to males. The feminine specific noun with the same meaning is "stupid bitch."

someone who cant find their ass with 2 hands.

a EXTREMLY not smart person

A neanderthal who doesn't get that just because you have a stupid friend, it doesn't mean you have to top his autism. See "how to be held up 6 ft by your fucking balls by a taken girl". Also see "how to out autist your friend who got fucked up by an ugly depressed emo girl".