Johnny is so stunned that he cannot tie his own shoelaces without on his own. He's an idiot.

dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower

: bruh you stonned?
:nah i’m just stunned

I screwed her so hard she was stunned!

Is she having a seizure? No, I just stunned that hoe!

She was stunned so hard, she started shaking!

OH MY GOD I'm having a seizure. Shut up hoe, you just stunned!

Darren was stunned when he saw the wolves playing, and after he heard that vampires are sterile.

Andy has consumed a large amount of beer and cider. He was absolutely stunned!