Top definition
noun {C} or adjective
The antithesis of sapiosexual—that 2010s shibboleth of Doctor Who fanboys and Dunning–Kruger effect case studies—a stultosexual is a person who is aroused by or attracted to stupidity. The heart (or sex drive) wants what it wants, and sometimes that want has precious little to do with the brain.
From L. stultō ("foolish, fatuous, generally stupid as fuck") + -sexual.
Cf. "I Never Said I Was Deep" by Jarvis Cocker for the dipshit debauchee's perspective.
The antithesis of sapiosexual—that 2010s shibboleth of Doctor Who fanboys and Dunning–Kruger effect case studies—a stultosexual is a person who is aroused by or attracted to stupidity. The heart (or sex drive) wants what it wants, and sometimes that want has precious little to do with the brain.
From L. stultō ("foolish, fatuous, generally stupid as fuck") + -sexual.
Cf. "I Never Said I Was Deep" by Jarvis Cocker for the dipshit debauchee's perspective.
A: "I read that Bitcoin is fungible. Is that why you can use it to buy shrooms on the dark web?"
B: "Well, sort of, but that's not entirely it... Hey, come to my place and I'll show you my portfolio, maybe?"
Posse of wingmen and wingladies: "That bastard's without a doubt a stultosexual."
Jenna's formidable intellectual acumen, which her command of all the Finno-Ugric languages evinces, means that her prodigious carnal activities are, from her perspective, inherently stultosexual.
B: "Well, sort of, but that's not entirely it... Hey, come to my place and I'll show you my portfolio, maybe?"
Posse of wingmen and wingladies: "That bastard's without a doubt a stultosexual."
Jenna's formidable intellectual acumen, which her command of all the Finno-Ugric languages evinces, means that her prodigious carnal activities are, from her perspective, inherently stultosexual.
by DrSJohnson November 17, 2019
Jun 2 Word of the Day
A beautiful girl is walking down the street, she comes to you and sais: "Would you go to bed with me?"
"Wa wa wee wa!"
"Wa wa wee wa!"
by Trick_SLO January 18, 2007