by MachineKiller January 16, 2020
When your gf wants simultaneous aniz penetration with you and ur best friend, but you don't want to because they will touch.
by Leo JJ December 29, 2016
by DJAesthetic January 23, 2018
n. Mysterious anaesthetic agent that solves all problems... Patient awareness? Patient motion? Tachycardia? Hypertension? ... Inject the white stuff!
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“Sorry to disturb your sudoku time doc but the patient is ...”
“White stuff! For God’s sake! Give the white stuff! What year are you in? Don’t they teach anything in Calgary?”
“White stuff! For God’s sake! Give the white stuff! What year are you in? Don’t they teach anything in Calgary?”
by gnostic3 June 20, 2021
A response used when someone has just told a story that’s so ridiculous, random, and unbelievable that you couldn’t have made that up as a story if you tried-it’s beyond the bounds of human creativity.
Dudebro 1: Dude, you’ll never believe what I just saw today. A guy dressed as Ronald McDonald was getting arrested outside of a Burger King for indecent exposure.
Dudebro 2: No way bro.
Dudebro 1: I swear!! You can’t make this stuff up!
Dudebro 2: No way bro.
Dudebro 1: I swear!! You can’t make this stuff up!
by Nolan287 October 03, 2020