(n.) From the Italian "strunzo," meaning "piece of shit." A fairly common Italian insult for someone or something worthless.
Get a load of this strunz out here, sleepin' on the job!

My lawnmower's a fuckin' strunz. It won't start for nothin'.
by Talmanes May 21, 2006
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(n.) Napolitan dialect word for the Italian word "stronzo"; a common insult used for a person in a similar way as asshole or jerk in English.
Get a load of this strunz out here, sleepin' on the job!
by Faccia September 05, 2015
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in twitter world "strunz" is a celebrity who tweet when you're trying to sleep
x: "Louis Tomlinson tweeted at 4AM"
"He's such a strunz!"
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1. A slang italian word for turd.
2. A long,thin turd. Kind of the way a dog might crap.
3. What you might call someone as a putdown.
4. Another word for calling someone a skinnyshit.
1. Shut up you strunz.

2. Your dog left a strunz on my porch you STRUNZ!

3. STRUNZ! I hit my thumb with the hammer!

4. Strunz and double strunz.
by johnny2shoes July 21, 2006
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A person who think he's funny, when he's really not.
by Los. T December 09, 2006
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