Person 1: I heard Vinny fucked Hayden and came all over her pussy
Person 2: Did he toaster strudel her?
Person 1: Yeah! He ate all of it off of her
Person 2: Did he toaster strudel her?
Person 1: Yeah! He ate all of it off of her
by Slim veezus February 09, 2016
by Daniel Allen Bitches February 10, 2016
by Redmane September 09, 2020
Step 1: Create the inside of the strawberry-cream cheese strudel (the best flavor). The man must slam the woman’s cooch violently enough until she bleeds and he cums (creating a gooey strawberry-cream cheese like mix). An alternate way to arrive at this result is to pound a hoe when she’s on her period. However, both of these situations may result in STDs such as AIDS, so this is highly recommended. Step 2: Make sure to leave some cream for the outside of the strudel (The woman’s shit flapper cheeks) and drizzle the juice from your flappy bird on those babies.
Tyrant: Dude I used to make waffles and toaster strudels all the time in high school. Those were my favorite quickies for breakfast.
Big Easy: Bro, my favorite quickie for breakfast is a Zimbabwean Strawberry-Cream Cheese Toaster Strudel. You pound your chick until she bleeds (or is on her period) and cum inside her too. Then make sure you drizzle some of your cream on her bung cheeks and bam! You got a nice strudel.
Tyrant: Dawg, I prefer not to get any STDs, but I appreciate the story.
Big Easy: Bro, my favorite quickie for breakfast is a Zimbabwean Strawberry-Cream Cheese Toaster Strudel. You pound your chick until she bleeds (or is on her period) and cum inside her too. Then make sure you drizzle some of your cream on her bung cheeks and bam! You got a nice strudel.
Tyrant: Dawg, I prefer not to get any STDs, but I appreciate the story.
by Stoney69 May 04, 2019