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a man who is pussy-whipped to the bone and is attracted to extremely short bitches. (almost legal midgets) Also, enjoys butt hole sex instead of vagina...either from a man or woman.
-he is totally a struckmeyer

-i stay away from the vagina, i stick to the struckmeyer.

-i pulled a struckmeyer on that dude last night, man.
by fredsteinbergsly March 01, 2009
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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