Stronk is an eastern European/Russian pronunciation of the word "strong." Most commonly used in the context of mocking or showing reverence towards something brutish or powerful that is of eastern European/Russian origin.

to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.

A typo of the word "strong," originating from competitive play of a game of Heroes of Newerth. Mostly used sarcastically because of it being a mistype.

A mispronunciation of the word "strong" which generally means the same thing. Originated in the game Heroes of Newerth, most likely from the player Ixoziel who used it extensively. Usually denotes a player who is doing well/ is difficult to kill or deals a lot of damage.

like s stroke, but from the perspective of the strokee. A sudden severe attack that paralyses the half of one's body, causing the strokee to lose his ability to attempt conventional conversation.

Stronk is just strong typod, and still has basically the same definition, though stronk is used more sarcastically.

It means you are strong, not in the normal way, but in the epic gamer way. Some people aren't as epic as others so you might not be able to understand, unlike us intellectuals.