A typically French past-time

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

to shoot someone dead; to kill a rival gang member

Another term for matches.

theatre slang for the deconstruction of a production (dismantling sets, collecting rentals, removing pit instruments, etc.)

What the noble union members do when corporate bitches go too far. A strike is a muscle that needs to be flexed occasionally, to keep those greedy, money-grubbing freaks in check. Unions/strikes are the ONLY reason we are not all eraning $1/day for work today.

Something given to a person when they commit an act of gayness.

More than one strike may be given in times of great gayness.