All this strife's slowly killing me

A kid in my class is a water slapper

"i've strife with Bro just now,he kicked my ass"

I have a lot of strifes right now.

All this strife is slowly killing me.

Squirrel #1: When you're a kid and you wanna go "weeeee".
But you ain't got drugs yet!
You hold on for your life,
Hold on to your little gonads... in strife...

Kiwi: D you like pudding?
Strife: Eh?
Kiwi: Cuz imma be "pudding" deez nuts in your mouth
Strife: I hate you sensei