"I was striding the crystal summit the other day and got lost in a Wal-Mart, and when I finally reached the parking lot I couldn't find my car. Then after a few hours of frantic searching I remembered that I don't have a car."
by BananaPhone August 13, 2012
In recreational running, the propensity for any man over the age of 40, when passed by a female, to immediately speed up to reclaim the lead. It is not uncommon for men prone to this affliction to stuff their running shorts with rolled socks.
I was out on the running trail when I passed this old man wearing really short shorts. He had a mid-stride crisis and immediately doubled his pace to keep up with me; his belabored breathing and flushed skin had me concerned that a cardiac arrest was imminent.
by alisonro December 19, 2010
The night in the middle of a live theatre show's run. I.E.: If the show was running thursday, friday, and saturday, the stride night would be friday. Named because you have "hit your stride" on this night.
by Panzer March 12, 2004
The demeanour a guy sometimes has the morning after he gets laid, usually involving a "get around me, boys" overconfident type-strutt, and a self-satisfied grin.
Variations:
"a real dick in his stride".
"a dick up his stride".
Variations:
"a real dick in his stride".
"a dick up his stride".
Steve: "Hey man, have you seen Pat this morning? Since laying that bird last night he is getting around the place with a dick in his stride".
Ed: "Yeah, tell him to 10-2 on that shit man. She had christmas hams anyway".
Ed: "Yeah, tell him to 10-2 on that shit man. She had christmas hams anyway".
by EduardoRodriguez December 07, 2012
Unlike a traditional One Night Stand, the two (or more depending on preference) engage in sexual relations for two consecutive nights with the same notion of not seeing each other after the conclusion. The purpose for this is for a man or woman to catch their "prey" for a weekend instead of having to go out on the prowl for two consecutive nights (if their intent is to get laid that weekend). This is often entacted by an act of subterfuge (i.e. a bed and breakfast provided by the initiator) for one individual to persuade the other individual to stay another night with the intent to simply continue the sexual affairs for the next evening only to be washed away after one kicks the other out just for the sex and wishes to see them never again. This can also be done by one getting the other's number and calling them over for a booty call THAT MUST HAPPEN THE FOLLOWING DAY and then engaging in sexual affairs and then the initiator either ignoring every call or blocking the other's number afterwards. Unlike "rebeat business", the booty call can only be done ONCE and it is not an ongoing thing. The purpose is for one to eliminate any communication with the person after the two days conclude---simply because of the fear of a relationship, to get out of distasteful sex or to just engage in an act of "fucking and chucking" someone in a longer progression.
Tom: Hey look at that girl over there at the bar.
Ralph: Ya? What about her?
Tom: She looks like a perfect two night stride. I don't have enough money to chase tail for the whole weekend.
Ralph: Go get er' man!
Scott (whom has a girlfriend): Ha. God you guys are pathetic.
Ralph: Ya? What about her?
Tom: She looks like a perfect two night stride. I don't have enough money to chase tail for the whole weekend.
Ralph: Go get er' man!
Scott (whom has a girlfriend): Ha. God you guys are pathetic.
by Mickey Brewster August 19, 2011
Bob: Dude, why are you wearing sunglasses indoors?! You look like a complete douche.
John: Can't break my stride!
John: Can't break my stride!
by randomserb October 08, 2011