by textman09 December 26, 2013
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Strech-er
Verb
1. The act of putting a drunk on a stretcher that is not alert and orientated enough to deny 911 transport.
Verb
1. The act of putting a drunk on a stretcher that is not alert and orientated enough to deny 911 transport.
"Yooo bro? I need you to pick me up. There is like 10 firefighters trying to stretcher me."
"I drunk I'm not promise. I do not want my ass to get stretchered!"
"I drunk I'm not promise. I do not want my ass to get stretchered!"
by Urban EMS March 14, 2019
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A simple method of both saving money on "flavored fizzy" and quenching your thirst better on extra-hot days. What you do is save a two-or-three-liter plastic soda-bottle after you empty it, and then pour in half the soda from a freshly-opened bottle of da same size. Then fill both bottles the rest of the way with drinking-water . Now you'll have twice as much liquid libation for about the same price as just one bottle, plus it will seem wetter and more refreshing, and the drink's milder flavor will help you feel "filled up" more quickly.
Raising your children to not have an excessively "sweet tooth" is a good idea just "in and of itself", of course, but it also has great advantages whenever you employ the "soda-stretcher" technique on hot days, since your kids will already be accustomed to blander-tasting beverages by that time, and so they will probably not feel particularly dissatisfied with your "watered-down" concoction.
by QuacksO August 29, 2018
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A fat fuck who constantly pulls their shirt away from their gunt to give the illusion of not being obese.
by m4gssssss August 06, 2017
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