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A stretch that's so good it gives you a boner. (A combination of stretch and boner)
Man, that was a total stretcher
by textman09 December 26, 2013
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Strech-er

Verb

1. The act of putting a drunk on a stretcher that is not alert and orientated enough to deny 911 transport.
"Yooo bro? I need you to pick me up. There is like 10 firefighters trying to stretcher me."

"I drunk I'm not promise. I do not want my ass to get stretchered!"
by Urban EMS March 14, 2019
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