An easy piece, one you might want but probably wont tell anyone about.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

The extraordinary street personality that becomes
Unbearable
Overcomes so much real estate that it becomes slop