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His son is borderline obese (zac)
His wife has a lisp
His brother is the captain

He is fat

He nephew is a virgin with a naughty comb over

He can’t cook a pizza
And finally he is very... I repeat very very rude
Today is such I nice day. It’s a hell of a shame that big strawberry mike ruined it by being so god damn rude
by Strawberry’s June 04, 2019
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Jun 3 Word of the Day
When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.
Danielle was so flirty the other night, he messaged me 3 times just to say hello, I think he’s coming around.

No Susan he’s breadcrumbing you just so you’ll keep nibbling at his heels.
by Briness March 15, 2018
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