A phrase to concisely describe a ruthless, vicious mauling, that leaves the victim dazed and confused.
by fubarbarian October 17, 2016
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Box 1: "I don't think I can see him anymore. He asked to do anal on our first time."
Box 2: "Gurl, I don't believe you. What exactly did he want to do?"
1: "He asked if I wanted to do it doggy style. Ugh, NO! You can't get in there for atleast a week...maybe two!"
2: "You dumb ass bitch! He didn't want to go in your badonkadonk. You don't know what you sayin'."
1: "He wanted STRAIGHT UP DOGGY STYLE! and he has to wait OR PAY to put his pipe in that drain."
2: "You a fool...and a slut!"
Box 2: "Gurl, I don't believe you. What exactly did he want to do?"
1: "He asked if I wanted to do it doggy style. Ugh, NO! You can't get in there for atleast a week...maybe two!"
2: "You dumb ass bitch! He didn't want to go in your badonkadonk. You don't know what you sayin'."
1: "He wanted STRAIGHT UP DOGGY STYLE! and he has to wait OR PAY to put his pipe in that drain."
2: "You a fool...and a slut!"
by Confused Hooker in SE November 10, 2007
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When someone does anything that is awesome or when something awesome happens that reminds you of watching Jason Bourne from the Bourne films and books.
Brian "Hey man i just beat this guy up with a dictionary"
Manny "Dude, that's some straight up Bourne shit"
Manny "Dude check me out"
Manny then proceeds to jump from a roof through a window on the adjacent building
Brian "That's some straight up Bourne shit"
Manny "Dude, that's some straight up Bourne shit"
Manny "Dude check me out"
Manny then proceeds to jump from a roof through a window on the adjacent building
Brian "That's some straight up Bourne shit"
by MannyET December 16, 2009
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Guy1"Oh my fucking god i just got hit by 20 trucks"
Guy2"Are you a straight up cuzz"
Rhinoese"nah i dont think he is"
Guy2"ohk what the heaven"
Guy2"Are you a straight up cuzz"
Rhinoese"nah i dont think he is"
Guy2"ohk what the heaven"
by Hunter williams August 23, 2009
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1. A term sometimes used in place of "erection" or "boner"
2. Something you say when you need something really random in order to distract someone, often used to make a hasty escape.
*Mostly said in the rhythm of the Old Spice commercial in which Terry Crews says "Pa-pa-pa-pa-power!" (straight-up-gang-ster-penis!)
*Variations include down-right gangter penis, boomeranger gangster penis, and upsided perfect penis
2. Something you say when you need something really random in order to distract someone, often used to make a hasty escape.
*Mostly said in the rhythm of the Old Spice commercial in which Terry Crews says "Pa-pa-pa-pa-power!" (straight-up-gang-ster-penis!)
*Variations include down-right gangter penis, boomeranger gangster penis, and upsided perfect penis
1. Lukas: Ok so if Ben is 2 years younger than Isaiah, and Katie is 5 years older than twice Isaiah's age, and Thomas is currently 1/2 of Katie's age away from being an adult, how long will it be until Thomas is a teenager?
Me:... Well i'd have to say... as long as it takes for him to get a straight up gangster penis!
2.Some guy with a gun: AYO BITCH IMA SHOOT YOUR ASS!
Me: ....Straight up gangster penis!
Some guy with a gun: ...umm... LOLWUT!?
Me: *runs*
Me:... Well i'd have to say... as long as it takes for him to get a straight up gangster penis!
2.Some guy with a gun: AYO BITCH IMA SHOOT YOUR ASS!
Me: ....Straight up gangster penis!
Some guy with a gun: ...umm... LOLWUT!?
Me: *runs*
by Wazson8 November 07, 2010
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All the kids these days are saying "that's whack" or "that's crazy."
There's a much better way to express that something seems amiss. I urge people to use this new term when something isn't right.
There's a much better way to express that something seems amiss. I urge people to use this new term when something isn't right.
Suzie has just told Bobby that he must stay at school an extra 2 hours to complete a project.
Bobby replies by saying, "That's straight up fakakta farms!"
Bobby replies by saying, "That's straight up fakakta farms!"
by Captain of Industry November 22, 2009
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Something that is paid off in advance. A phrase meaning you have already paid your dues to your girl and she has to put out whenever and wherever.
by Money M.T. April 01, 2010
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