Someone that follows the rules to the extent that they miss out on all the fun.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

The only so called "Oi!" band in Louisville. They sing about being drunk, the oppression that is cast upon the working class, and are somehow are able to throw in a few too many "oi oi oi!'s" in the middle of all their useless ramble.

What celibate non drinkers/smokers/drug takers used to be called before the straight edge scene came along and made the stuck up tossers feel EVEN more high and mighty.

Being in a state of ignorance; living under a rock. Doesn't use offensive language, has trouble talking to women, and carries around a bottle of water.