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losers who listen to their parents when they tell them propaganda about drugs, sex and alcohol. people who dont know how to have a good time, usually are much more boring than the majority of people. mainly consists of social outcasts, and are often the laughing stock of popular kids who socialize and have lives. the men are generally afraid of vagina's and women secretly finger themselves to the thought of nick jonas. search up "pussy" for an alternate definition of straight edges. being very religious people, they tend to shun away anyone who questions or does not beleive in their religion, which is usually maintream western religions like christianity or catholism, judging first, asking questions later. often they think they're better than drug users and drinkers, but youll never find them off their computer actually socializing, cause everyone else is drinking and they dont wanna be apart of the excitement. they're usually the result of alcoholic parents, determined not to fall in the footsteps of their elders. they put X's on their arms because they think having this 'mysterious' letter on their body will make up for the fact that they are drop dead boring and very annoying to be around. close to no one wants to hang out with them, and the only people that can stand them are other straight edges and their parents. they say they dont need drugs to have fun, but they tend to stay home on a friday night rather than actually going out.
Kevin: sup you wanna hit the bar on friday?
Alisha: no way, im a straight edge, dont try to tempt me with your evil poisons, you horrid drug abuser!
Kevin: hahahhahah, good luck with that faggot.
Alisha: im just gunna stay home and listen to christian rock and watch disney movies all night. hugs not drugs!

Kevin: did you know alisha is a straight edge?
Darrell: hah what a fucking social outcast. how more boring could you get?
Kevin: i know right? id rather be dead than straight edge
by sXeisfordouchebaggerslol December 13, 2011
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really lame people who are basically just scared of getting addicted to things such as drugs/alcohol
they also dont want to have promiscuous sex because its also "bad" for you these people are completely retarded and are just afraid of drugs and things so theyd rather go have like kool-aid parties and have no fun because beer and weed are not there
Melissa is so lame shes straightedge

Fuckin' fags are straightedge...gimme a smoke
by kv43872190 October 13, 2007
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Straight edge is a real and life long dedication. people say that they're straight edge when they don't even know what it means. it's no drugs, no alcohol, and no casual sex, true. b ut it's not just that. it's no impurities are to enter your body, period. it means you won't poison your body or mind at all. not jus until your 18, or 21, or married. YOUR WHOLE LIFE. all the "scene" and "emo" wannabe-s claim to be straight edge, but they can't even define it. they just to be cool. they realy need to research. seriously.
i'm soo straight edge & scene. i'm emo& i like to hxc dance. we can get high. and drink some smirnoff. (anti-example)
by katie603 March 30, 2007
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Created by Minor Threat, A person that is true to themsleves and does not indulge in any unneeded mind altering substances ever! This means to be straight edge you must never drink alchohol smoke anyhting or have promiscous sex. Ohh yeah Girls Cant Be Straight Edge Minor Threat Said So.
Stoner: Hey Jeremy you wanne light up with me?

SXE Jeremy: fuck you, you fuckin fuck why the fuck would i fuckin do something fuckin stupid like that ya fuck im fuckin straight edge.
by True Till Death May 16, 2005
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A way of living involving no drugs, alcohol, or premicious sex. This term originally came from a 1980's hardcore band named Minor Threat. They wrote a song called "Straight Edge" (you wouldnt guess). Most people don't know why they were ACTUALLY straight edge. As many people know, the 1980's hardcore was a group of people who just wanted to be different than everyone else. At this time period, all the kids were smoking weed, drinking beer and doing all that shit. These hardcore kids did it to be different. In today's society, most straight edge kids don't know about this and are just straight edge to be cool.
Back in the day, Minor Threat was a straight edge hardcore band.
by Calvin-o November 01, 2007
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a person who is addicted to rock cocaine or uses regularly.this is referring to the person shaving there rocks with a straightedge razor blade so they can smoke it,snort it,or shoot it up.
see that beezy on tha corner shes a total straightedge.
by Mac Money June 29, 2006
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