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Straight lesbians don't exist. A lesbian is attracted to women and women only. If you are attrackted to anything other than women, chances are you're bisexual, pansexual, polysexual etc. The term also invalidates the lesbian community and the bisexual/pansexual community.
Dumb Doris: I’m just a straight lesbian guys! I’m attracted to both men and women but i just wanna feel special so i invalidate multiple sexualities at the same time!

Educated Emma: But people who are attrackted to men, women and non-binarys aren't lesbians? This doesn't make any sense!
by awkwalena June 03, 2020
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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A word used for a girl who is bisexual but doesn't feel comfortable being called "Bi"
Chelsea: Doesn't Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas make such a cute couple?

Sara: I'll F**k the both of them

Chelsea: Omg, You are like so Bi!

Sara: I'm not Bi, I'm just a straight lesbian ;p
by RaraAhhAhAh October 17, 2010
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When a girl is attracted to guys that look like girls/are gay.
Example 1: Kayla is totally in love with Bill Kaulitz. You know that German singer that looks like a girl?

Example 2:
Straight Lesbian: I would so fuck Jeffree Star!

Dude: But He's a total TRANNY!
by Sam Ssssss October 23, 2008
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Straight Lesbianism (a definition): a state of mind compelled by the depleting image of lesbians living in metropolitan areas (i.e . Miami). This state of mind, though oxymoronic in nature, serves as a gateway for higher echelon lesbians to fluctuate between the heterosexual social scene and homosexual love affairs. Straight lesbians mend the vital resources of both worlds and in a paradoxical state purposed to establish a strong repertoire for future generations of straight lesbians...
'd say it's great being a straight lesbian - sexual preference will never define the politics of societal interaction for me.
by Vanessa Brito February 27, 2008
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girls that are so straight that they can do anything with another woman and not have it be awkward or have feelings for one another and nobody cares cuz they are just that straight(new reality show coming to fox )
*steph eats last marshmallow*
sarah- hey i wanted some
steph-u can eat it out of my mouth(jokingly)
sarah-okay *eats it*
both-ahahaha
straight lesbians
by ihateevan&kodi March 02, 2010
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