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My mom is coming into town so me and my boyfriend Keith had to put on our straight jackets and pretend we're just roommates.
by JoeO December 07, 2007
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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n- When a female becomes excessively inebriated and passes out, and a male ejaculates on both of her eyelids and lets the semen harden before she wakes up, causing her to be unable to open her eyelids when she regains consciousness.
by creech12 February 22, 2009
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A jacket specifically designed for you not to be able to move your arms, body and specifically see your belly button, body, and only be able to see your feet. (Mostly used on for people who go insane because of: Belly button lint) (The belly button lint in women drives them to insanity) (People seeing their own feet is thought to calm them down)
I heard they put her in a straight jacket in the loony bin.
She can no longer see her belly button in that straight jacket of hers.
I had to call to put that woman in a straight jacket, so that belly button lint stops and she can see her toes to calm down.
She can no longer see her belly button in that straight jacket of hers.
I had to call to put that woman in a straight jacket, so that belly button lint stops and she can see her toes to calm down.
by Jacket of the belly button March 31, 2021
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A jacket designed not to allow a person to move freely and specifically designed for you not to see your belly button.
(This is because women go crazy over the fact lint gets into their belly button, they will be driven off to the loony bin)
This jacket is also specifically designed for you to see only your feet and toes.
(It is thought that this calms people down)
(This is because women go crazy over the fact lint gets into their belly button, they will be driven off to the loony bin)
This jacket is also specifically designed for you to see only your feet and toes.
(It is thought that this calms people down)
I had to call to get her put In a straight jacket.
She found another piece of lint in her bellybutton
I guess she will be staring at her feet the rest of her time in the straight jacket.
She found another piece of lint in her bellybutton
I guess she will be staring at her feet the rest of her time in the straight jacket.
by Jacket of the belly button March 31, 2021