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Stupid, goofy, unintelligent, cheap, or of poor quality.
That kid is such a straight goon, I would never be seen with him.
by energy turtle May 02, 2008
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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to be intimidating, scary, the baddest motherfucker around
faggot: hey look at jeremiah over there hes a straight goon

beast: yea shut the fuck up pussy
by king goon December 01, 2010
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