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when a girl jumps over your cock as many times as possible, aggravating you until you have to SLAP A HOE
bitch quit stork jumping or i will slap a hoe!!
by jebediah trotter 23 July 28, 2007
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Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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