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Bubba, run to the Piggly Wiggly and pick mamma up some smokes. I don't want to miss my stories.
by King Festus September 13, 2005
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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What grandmas call soap operas.
"Ethel, I have to hang up the phone now, my stories are coming on!"
"Thanks for reminding me, Gertrude, my story's on too!"
by Popeyes Chicken October 03, 2006
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appreviated version of the english phrase 'what's the story?' used normally by the breed of individuals referred to as scangers who inhabit the inner regions of dublin and parts of the city north of the river. is coupled with the word bud for the complete colloqual effect
' story bud? ye stallin over to me gaff '
by bud November 05, 2003
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Cork (ireland) word for 'wassup?' or a general greeting. It came from 'what's the story?' but simply 'story?' is the shortened version.
1st person: 'Heya!'
2nd person: 'Story?'
by xxkrissxx September 07, 2007
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N. - One of the sluttiest girls in altomonte.
V. - An act of sexual misconduct.

Synonyms: Slut , whore, tramp, good time, ho, head
N. - I fucked story last night three times!
V. - Ya she really pulled a story last night.
by John December 20, 2004
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Somethign that is decent and not trash. Whatever addison describes as story is probably wrong.
The story of Sir. john Awesome
by FAHY7URAY February 04, 2009
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