stooping to a low level in fear of having no bitches and inviting an acquaintance to a recreational event for the sole purpose of that indivual will bring tons of poon
"dude, all da bitties are outa town so i pulled a scoop stoop to make sure we got sum tatas in da house to mack on"
by prokzi August 09, 2009
by Bob Bee September 10, 2007
the hardest crew in the universe known to man. you know what that means? the stoop boys are strong, and they dont take shit. so dont diss the stoop. dont mess with the universe's essential strength. i know your jealous and all and that's why u make fun but i just wanted you to get your facts straight. we don't call ourselves any old porch dwellers. we call ourselves the stoop boys. =
"Wait arent those kids the stoop boys from area code 201 that everybody is talking about?" "Nah man, those are just kids on a porch trying to be stoop boys"
by Bandook K. June 04, 2007
Steve: Man, all of our friends said they can't come over tonight to hang out.
Emily: Really? That's Stoops McGoops!
Liz: Crap!
Daryn: What?
Liz: I failed my test--I'm Stoops McGoops!
Daryn: It's ok, we already knew that.
Emily: Really? That's Stoops McGoops!
Liz: Crap!
Daryn: What?
Liz: I failed my test--I'm Stoops McGoops!
Daryn: It's ok, we already knew that.
by wimby May 01, 2010
to further elaborate on the "porch monkey" phenomenon, a "stoop nigga" is someone who's broke ass can't stay at they mama's house no more, so mama kicks him out..he can't take nothing with him because he ain't got shit..so he go for a walk but realizes before too long he ain't got no where to go and no where to stay and no car/bicycle/roller skates, etc, to get him there, so he go back to mama's house..but since he got "pride" (or something) he don't go back inside since he been kicked out..so he just sits on the stoop, hoping someone will let him back in.
"that nigga low. he a stoop nigga."
"goddamn that nigga 25 years old and he still sleepin all day at mama's house, eatin' reese's puffs cereal at 4pm when he wake up, stay up all night playin video games and shit. his mama need to throw him out, make that nigga a stoop nigga."
"goddamn that nigga 25 years old and he still sleepin all day at mama's house, eatin' reese's puffs cereal at 4pm when he wake up, stay up all night playin video games and shit. his mama need to throw him out, make that nigga a stoop nigga."
by brunettebaby218 April 14, 2010
by boomer sooner June 16, 2006
An item that a female subject would place in on ones vulva that directs the male subjects penis to to door of hidden secrects. You may ask why a stoop, well its becuase the penis ( with a mind of its own of course ) is only familiar with the so called stoop.
by The Dope Ryme Dealer January 16, 2011