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Stoned, unmotivated, idiot, boring, fiend, clumsy, greedy, selfish, unsociable, silly, lazy friend/person.

But also a word which can be used for lot of different things'.
Stop been such a fuckin "stoob" and come out with your friends' you paranoid blazer.
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Playing a poker machine, you loose all your money "hitting the machine" you fuckin stoob.
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Your stoner friend is doing something so simple and basic yet he cant help but been so clumsy and -re(Short for retard)', "such a stoob".

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Your blazed out friend says something he thinks is quite funny', eeeeeerrr, shaking your head, laughing at his pointless remarks, "fuckin stoob".
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Waiting over-time for pizza to be delivered "where and what the fuck are these stoobs doing with our pizza".
by SteevO in auz June 08, 2009
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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A very old lady that has boobs sagging to her stomach. Stomach + Boobs = Stoobs.
Tommy: Look at that old lady!
Katie: I know! Just look at her stoobs.
Tommy: They are so gross.
by AzKtEGTwus October 12, 2011
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An extremely attractive individual, this person tends to be very funny and athletic and is often associated with a 1940's WWII era haircut. He makes the same jokes consistently,with increasing success, and is the envy of adult male and female alike
That Stoob won the state championship and stole my girl
by Stoob May 13, 2015
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A cigarette, usually comprised of tobacco, but may contain herbs.
Hey, can I bum a stoob?
by Juan Moe June 11, 2006
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An noun used to refer to a stupid or dumb person. Usually novices in experience. A term used to denote mild mental retardation. A "stupid noob".
Person #1: Really? So he's just going to Taser himself in the crotch?

Person #2: Yup, what a stoob.
by Kordwaly January 03, 2011
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