when you're so high that you almost feel unable to move your muscles. everything feels weird and you kind of just sit back with your mouth agape staring off into space and enjoying it. contrary to popular belief, "stoned" and "high" are different in that, the word "stoned" originated from the idea that you feel like you're being weighed down by big heavy stones.
"I'm so stoned I feel like I'm floating dude"
"dude! I can't move my legs. woaaaaaaaaaaa I'm stoned"
"HAHAHAHAAAAA I'm moving up in the world. I used to just be a pothead. now that I'm stoned I'm a stoner with a boner."
"dude! I can't move my legs. woaaaaaaaaaaa I'm stoned"
"HAHAHAHAAAAA I'm moving up in the world. I used to just be a pothead. now that I'm stoned I'm a stoner with a boner."
by pot expert March 01, 2006
Extremely high off indica weed. Indica has muscle relaxers and natural pain killers which gives you a major body high, when you have a major body high you feel like your numb, heavy, relaxed, calm, and/or tired. When your indica high(say you smoked some purple kush) you will be sitting on the couch heavy as a stone(hence the "stone" in stoned), also it can blur your vision and give extreme euphoric feelings and elevated thinking.
If you are high on sativa weed it wouldn't be a stoned type of high it would be more head high, head highs are more about thoughts then feelings in your body. The euphoric aspect of sativa is a lot less intense than indica. The feelings of sativa are upper related, sensitive touches feel great, you feel light as a feather(hence the word high, meaning people feel like they are floating), hyped, energetic, and/or awake.
If you are high on sativa weed it wouldn't be a stoned type of high it would be more head high, head highs are more about thoughts then feelings in your body. The euphoric aspect of sativa is a lot less intense than indica. The feelings of sativa are upper related, sensitive touches feel great, you feel light as a feather(hence the word high, meaning people feel like they are floating), hyped, energetic, and/or awake.
1.Ay Cuhz I'm stoned as fuc!
2.Dude! Wow! I'm so stoned i cant get off the couch man!
3.Orale, I homez i need to get stoned.
2.Dude! Wow! I'm so stoned i cant get off the couch man!
3.Orale, I homez i need to get stoned.
by CeeCrazzy July 13, 2009
The state of mind in which an individual's Mind bonds with the chemical THC, usually by smoking Marijuana Buds, and sometimes eaten. In effect causing Euphiora,Hunger,Paranoia,Short-Term memory loss and thinking everything is funny
by Samer Slim November 13, 2005
when one's smoked enouug marijuana so that he/she doesn't care what others are talking about. user is his own world where everything others talk seems funny.
by abackle November 15, 2006
when you smoke so much marijuana that you are unmotivated to even move- and every muscle in your body feels like it's being weighed down by a huge weight like a stone (hence the word STONED) you feel really heavy and have intense, very enjoyable tactile hallucinations and usually feel complete euphoria so you just stare off blankly and enjoy it.
I'm stoned. go away
I've never actually been stoned before. I've been very very high but never been ACTUALLY stoned.
wow. no one here besides me knows what "stoned" actually means do they?
I've never actually been stoned before. I've been very very high but never been ACTUALLY stoned.
wow. no one here besides me knows what "stoned" actually means do they?
by yummy mustard February 12, 2006
when someone is so fucking high that when they get up to take a dump they forgot why they walked into their bathroom and they start talking to themselves in the mirror
by robert rectum February 24, 2009
Expanding the mind, your world, and lungs full of beautiful herb until you feel that wonderful feeling of sAtiSfAcTiOn, zZzZzZzZz, MAY YOUR THOUGHTS BE FILLED WITH PEACEFUL THOUGHTS, ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz
by Hippielover October 16, 2006