An epiphany while stoned.
I'm having a stoning: there will be a time when A.D. stands for After Differences.
by SDScorpio September 16, 2016
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The act of attempting to freeze the passage of time through action of doing nothing. Works best with several people. However the passage of freeze will be broken once a person either says or thinks about the time.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 3: ...
Person 4: stoning is boring how long till we gotta get back to class
Person 1, 2 & 3: zomg dude you broke the continuation of non-continuity
*2 seconds later bell rings*
by kaldoscope November 12, 2009
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A form of capital punishment in which the criminal is pelted with stones until dead. In Judaism and Muslim cultures, stoning is administered as atonement for sins such as adultery, murder, and prostitution.
"...there is (a punishment) of one hundred lashes and then stoning (to death)." Extract from Kitab Al-Hudud (Islamic Traditions)
by JustinInSpace July 24, 2006
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verb. the act of smoking marijuana
"dude, i love stoning" -sarah
"let the stoning begin!"-nichole
by Coley 94132 May 24, 2006
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to hide somewhere and whip tiny stones at on coming vehicles the run to safety.
me and my freind were stoning these cars under the bridge
by mike.l July 10, 2006
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What happens to you after smoking some killer Dro (mostly Indica strain) or large quantities of Reggie which lead you to being like a stone, and what do stones do? Nothing, they stay in one place motionless. When this occurs to you after smoking Marijuana you are stoned my friends! Stay high
Motionless Stoned
by OGKilluh13 September 09, 2013
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A state of mind which occurs after smoking enough marijuana to the point where the user stares blankly into whatever catches his/her attention
"I'm was so stoned I didn't notice the movie was in French."
by j-dog April 21, 2003
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