The shittiest little hell hole of a town. 30 minutes out of Edmonton. Major town attractions are "Farmers Day" (once a year, "fairgrounds" (as in 4 rides) are set up with a rodeo) and the bountiful amounts of Stoners and Meth heads. Also memorable because of the ugly murals painted over every second building, including the old, rundown High School: Memorial Composite, which had so much property damage, it was cheaper to just build a new school.
1. "Want to get really stinking drunk and go on the only four rides at the Farmers Days carnival?" "oh man, do we have to visit Stony Plain again?" "There'll be lots of Meth!" "YEHAW." *puts on cowboy hat*
2. "Wow, this building looks like an insane asylum." "Oh yeah, it's the Stony Plain high school".
3. "Oh look at this cute little town" "DON'T! THAT'S STONY PLAIN." *Meth head jumps on roof of slowed vehicle* "NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!"
2. "Wow, this building looks like an insane asylum." "Oh yeah, it's the Stony Plain high school".
3. "Oh look at this cute little town" "DON'T! THAT'S STONY PLAIN." *Meth head jumps on roof of slowed vehicle* "NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!"
by A skeptic August 23, 2010
Stony Brook is the name of a town, not just a SUNY school. It's a damn nice town, and you wish you had the cash flow to live there, but you don't.
by Daytona Blue February 14, 2005
place. Canadian "city" solidly cemented to Edmonton's rock-strewn flank . Devoid of pretensions, quarries and night life, Stony Plain has been poised to be "the next big thing" in Upper West Central Alberta for over 125 years. Churches, bingo halls, outdoor tractor pulls, indoor gravel assessment bazaars, and a squeegee factory slated for opening in 2014, are all bringing unwanted attention to the area which is quietly trying to slide into the yielding topsoil.
Hockey, soccer and table tennis are all sports watched on TV in Stony Plain where HBO is just a dream.
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Hockey, soccer and table tennis are all sports watched on TV in Stony Plain where HBO is just a dream.
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No community hosts a slo-pitch tournament like Stony Plain.
Well there's something to be thankful for.
Well there's something to be thankful for.
by gnostic1 June 28, 2012
by slip and bust a lip March 28, 2004
A mixture of a glare and a blank stare; used to intimidate a person, or sometimes to show pity. Made famous by Salvatore Tessio in "The Godfather"
Is often used when someone insults you or says something stupid.
Is often used when someone insults you or says something stupid.
When he asked "can't you let me off, Tessio? For old time's sake?" He just shook his head, a stony gaze upon his face.
by tessio12343 October 16, 2011
An uncreative nickname for Stony Brook University, a boring and socially inept university in the boring and socially inept region of Long Island, NY.
by DirkD January 20, 2007
there is no such thing as stony brooklyn. it is figmented—a consortium of music entertainment that artists feign neatly.
by anonymous794 March 30, 2011