This term describes a senior citizen who is a crusty old geezer, prone to leaping to conclusions and who thinks himself wise and therefore allowed by law to stomp on various things and people he feels are against him. When, in fact, he is his own worst enema.

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.