You: Ugh, last week Leslie gave me candy with peanut butter in it, even though she knows I'm allergic.

Your Friend: Are you serious?!!! What did you do?

You: I left the nastiest little stomach abortion in her kitchen sink while she was on vacation. I bet it totally stinks by now.

dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower