That quarterback was so fast he was running like nigger who stole something

"Ok who stole my fucking snickers" said John as he was trying to find out which co-worker stole his fucking snickers

I didnt say she stole my money
i DIDNT say she stole my money
i didnt SAY she stole my money
i didnt say SHE stole my money
i didnt say she STOLE my money
i didnt say she stole MY money
i didnt say she stole my MONEY

Darn! These police just stole my car and drove it all the way to Africa and I can’t be bothered to walk that far. Looks like I won’t be coming home for christmas. Ugh police stole my car.

Friend: hey Lisa how was your date with Matt?
Lisa: It was fairly regular, Matt stole home

I don't remember the name of the first girl who stole my batch.

“Mom, the man stole my lollipop”

“Be quite, I just want to use it to buy some cracks; I know you are a good boy, understand my situation; and I promise you, you will get some cracks when I get back”