Hey you there my dear fellow that nigga just stole my facking bike!
*music comes on 'nigga stole my bike' and everyone starts shooting each other and mario comes on and bell slaps the nigga
*music comes on 'nigga stole my bike' and everyone starts shooting each other and mario comes on and bell slaps the nigga
by cederic December 30, 2007
When you sneak up on an unsuspecting hobo, and steal his cardboard box. Best used on a hobo living on the side of the highway, so you can throw the box into the road and you can watch it be run over. The hobo will be extremely pissed.
Guy 1: Dude, I was walking to the mall when I saw this hobo so I grabbed his house and shouted I stole your box.
Guy 2: Did he get mad?
Guy1: After I threw the box onto the highway and it got ran over, he started throwing rotten food at me.
Guy 2: Did he get mad?
Guy1: After I threw the box onto the highway and it got ran over, he started throwing rotten food at me.
by Jake Brohome April 05, 2010
Here's the example of "drive it like you stole it:" Jeb Bush has the names of 50,000 Democrats removed from the voter registration list in Florida, the Supreme Court crowns George W. Bush, and the people of the USA are stripped of their rights.
by Slipgrid October 24, 2006
When a girl spontaneously makes out with a guy who is chewing gum and then afterwards ends up with the gum in her mouth. This is really sexy, all hot girls should do this.
by DudeoftheDay March 26, 2005
Non philistine behavior. When you hypothesize that water is thicker then blood...but your still wrong....douchebag.... punishable by death... from the hand of your brother....in some countries...
by Futre April 19, 2006
Iconic scene at the back of a limo when Kim Richards points out that her youngest sister, Kyle, is a f*cking freeloader and that she, along with Kathy Hilton took advantage of Kim's disadvantaged economic situation at the moment of their mother's passing.
Kyle: After everything I've done for you, everything I've done for you, being always there for you.
Kim: Everything you've done for me!?
Kyle: Yeah, yeah, everything I've done for you!
Kim: YOU STOLE MY GODDAMN HOUSE!!!
Kim: Everything you've done for me!?
Kyle: Yeah, yeah, everything I've done for you!
Kim: YOU STOLE MY GODDAMN HOUSE!!!
by CPJacott December 17, 2020
There was this weird coincidence on google where searching "white guy stole my bike" would give you "Did you mean: Black guy stole my bike?"
by Harro Erryone September 07, 2010