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A level of excitement, surpassing the level of stoked, verging towards near sexual arousal. Often associated with surfing, and other boardsports.
"It's 6 foot and glassy offshore at the cove today you coming for a rip?"
"Buddy, I got a huge stoke boner, I'd ruin myself financially for one measly left."

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"If stoke boner persists for over 6 hours, drink 750ml Mountain Dew Code Red"
by UncleEllesmere November 27, 2017
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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